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We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.

Logan Pearsall Smith
 Funny

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Lily Tomlin
 Funny, Truth

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Lily Tomlin
 Funny

When you’re eight years old nothing is your business.

Lenny Bruce
 Business, Funny

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

Joe E. Lewis
 Funny

I think it’s funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

Jerry Seinfeld
 Funny

It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.

J. D. Salinger
 Funny

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

George Carlin
 Funny

Some see the glass a half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big.

George Carlin
 Funny

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

George Carlin
 Funny
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