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Humor Quotes

I planned on having one husband and seven children, but it turned out the other way around.

Lana Turner
 Humor

A sense of humour is a sense of proportion.

Kahlil Gibran
 Humor

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

Josh Billings
 Humor, Imagination

If you owe your bank a hundred pounds, you have a problem. But if you owe a million, it has.

John Maynard Keynes
 Humor, Money

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.

Joey Adams
 Humor

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

James Thurber
 Humor

Gags die, humor doesn’t.

Jack Benny
 Humor

Cynicism is humor in ill health.

H. G. Wells
 Health, Humor

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

George Carlin
 Humor

By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.

George Burns
 Age, Humor, Time
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